the five stages of denial

by doctorwhomst

Missy hates River Song. She hates her annoying diary, she hates her ridiculous space hair, she hates her infuriating smile, she hates everything about her. In fact, there is not a single redeeming thing about her that Missy can think of.

But for some unfathomable reason that she cannot figure out, the Doctor seems to think that she is attracted to River.

(or: five times Missy wants to completely wreck River Song + one time she actually does something about it)

Words: 1824, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of without hope, without witness, without reward

• Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: F/F, F/M, Multi
• Characters: Missy (Doctor Who), The Doctor (Doctor Who), Twelfth Doctor, River Song
• Relationships: Twelfth Doctor/Missy/River Song, Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Twelfth Doctor/River Song, Missy/River Song
• Additional Tags: Face Slapping, a lot of fantasies