Most Likely Kill You in the Morning

by hotelmontana

Finally, Roberts decided something. He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. And then it happened.

- The Princess Bride

Rose decides that, if it’s the clothes that make the man, she’ll try on a pinstriped suit.

Words: 5323, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963)
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, Jamie McCrimmon, Romana II (Doctor Who), Reinette, TARDIS, Ninth Doctor
• Additional Tags: Ye Olde Fice, Doctor Who fic without the Doctor, I don't even know how to tag this, that's how old it is, Sentient TARDIS, Episode AU: s02e04 The Girl in the Fireplace