the old and the restless

by simonaslytherin

Y/N finds a strange package on her doorstep; a package that is addressed to the retirement home next door. Her attraction to old misers leads her there, to new opportunities and experiences. Contains a fuck ton of smut and general lewdness. Extremely kinky; to disgusting measures.

Words: 7727, Chapters: 5/5, Language: English

• Fandoms: Mamma Mia! (Movies), Band of Brothers (TV 2001), Arrow (TV 2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Indiana Jones Series, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1995), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Kingsman (Movies), Terminator (Movies), Terminator - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), DCU, Community (TV), Psych (TV 2006)
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
• Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Albus Dumbledore, Henry "Indiana" Jones, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Harry Bright, Oliver Queen, James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Sirius Black, Henry Spencer, Severus Snape, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Lewis Nixon, Dobby (Harry Potter), Kreacher (Harry Potter), Merlin (Kingsman), Lucius Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Richard Winters, Fitzwilliam Darcy, Newt Scamander, Newt Scamander's Magical Beasts, Peter Parker, Tenth Doctor, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Shawn Spencer, Burton "Gus" Guster, Carl (Terminator), Jeff Winger, Evil Jeff Winger, Pierce Hawthorne, Stephen Strange
• Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Reader, Harry Hart | Galahad/Original Female Character(s), Harry Hart | Galahad & Original Female Character(s), Harry Hart | Galahad/Original Character(s), Severus Snape/Reader, Severus Snape & Reader, Severus Snape/Original Character(s), Severus Snape/Original Female Character(s), Severus Snape & Original Female Character(s), Severus Snape & Original Character(s), Severus Snape/Other(s), Fitzwilliam Darcy/Original Female Character(s), Fitzwilliam Darcy/Reader, Fitzwilliam Darcy/You, Severus Snape/You, Severus Snape & You, Severus Snape & Other(s), Fitzwilliam Darcy/Original Character(s), Fitzwilliam Darcy/Other(s), Richard Winters/Original Female Character(s), Richard Winters/Reader, Richard Winters/You, Richard Winters/Original Character(s), Lewis Nixon/Original Female Character(s), Lewis Nixon/Reader, Lewis Nixon/You, Lewis Nixon & Original Female Character(s), Peter Parker/Reader, Peter Parker & Reader, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Peter Parker/Original Female Character(s), Peter Parker & Original Female Character(s), Peter Parker/Original Character(s), Peter Parker & Original Character(s), Peter Parker/Other(s), Peter Parker/You, Merlin (Kingsman)/Reader, Merlin (Kingsman)/Original Female Character(s)
• Additional Tags: No Angst, No Spoilers, Adults, Not Underage, Not Canon Compliant, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Good Bro, Adult Peter Parker, Dogs, Anal Play, Puppy Play, Dom/sub Play, Not Kingsman: The Golden Circle Compliant, Harry Hart Lives, Pining Harry Hart, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Fusion, Severus Snape Lives, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Alternate Universe - Kingsman Fusion, Mamma Mia! References, Tenth Doctor Era, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal, Anal Fisting, Anal Gaping, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Oral Fixation, Comeplay, Come Marking, Come Shot, Come Sharing, Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Elf/Human Relationship(s), Foot Fetish, Foot Jobs, Threesome - M/M/M, Threesome, Waterboarding, Public Nudity, Older Man/Younger Woman, Foot Massage, Dom/sub, Light Dom/sub, Dom/sub Undertones, British Slang, British Comedy, British Character, Comedy, Comedy of Errors, Retirement, Old Age, Wolf Sex, Scent Kink, Scents & Smells, Gift Giving, Butterflies, Fights, Fighting Kink, Large Cock, Cock Slut, Cock Tease, Cock Worship, Fifty Shades of Grey References, Deadpool being Deadpool, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alcohol, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Drugs, Drug Dealing, References to Drugs, Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey, Better Than Fifty Shades of Grey, Dobby Lives (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore Bashing