The Seven Seas of Why

by doctawhomst

When UNIT goes on a cruise ship for a well-deserved holiday, Jo Grant makes the Doctor promise that there won't be any trouble. Trouble though, is always just around the corner, especially when your best enemy is there with it...
The Master and the Doctor make a deal. The Doctor does whatever the Master wants, and the Master won't ruin Jo's holiday. Easy as pie. At least, as easy as a pie with an atomic bomb buried in the whipped cream.

Words: 1192, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

• Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963)
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Other
• Characters: Third Doctor, Jo Grant, Captain Yates, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, The Master (Delgado), Sergeant Benton
• Relationships: The Doctor/The Master (Doctor Who), Third Doctor/The Master (Delgado)
• Additional Tags: Cruise Ships, tsundere threegado, UNIT trying to find the flipping sauna, Food, not as funny as the duck fic but I hope it's at least a bit funny