The Wizarding Family Smith

by evilqueenofgallifrey (MayFairy)

“Birth order,” says the tallest. “Ranked by Patronus strength,” says another. The one in the bowtie shrugs. “We had a race once.”

In the wizarding world, the mention of the name John Smith is usually followed by a groan and ‘which one?’. Which wouldn’t be so strange in itself if the answer weren’t always a number.

The Smith family would be one of the most infamous in the whole of the wizarding world even without their reputation as hatshalls and their bizarre family tradition of naming their firstborns John until there’s no less than twelve related John Smiths running around. Even odder is the cousins’ tendency to refer to each other by number, but no one who tries to ask what the numbers mean can get a straight answer.

Words: 1816, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of the Whoniverse Hogwarts AU

• Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Multi
• Characters: The Doctor (Doctor Who), Sixth Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Ninth Doctor, River Song, Liz Shaw (Doctor Who)
• Relationships: Third Doctor/The Master (Delgado), Ninth Doctor/Rose Tyler, Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler, Eleventh Doctor/River Song, Eighth Doctor & Charley Pollard, Fourth Doctor & Romana II, Twelfth Doctor & Missy
• Additional Tags: Hogwarts AU, the doctors are bickering cousins who secretly love each other a lot, this is mostly exposition explaining the numbers thing, tagged characters are the ones who actually have dialogue