Welcome to Heaven, Jack Harkness

by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)

“I’ve died hundreds of times,” Jack said. “This has never happened before.”

The bland-looking man on the other side of the desk had the nerve to look sceptical. “Are you sure?”

“Extremely,” he retorted. “Death and I, we’re practically childhood pals at this point. I die, there’s nothing, and then I wake up again. So stop this whole charade and tell me where I really am.”

“I’m afraid I don’t have a different answer for you,” Seb said apologetically. “This is the Underworld. The Promised Land. The Nethersphere. Aka: where you go when you die.”

 
[Pre-Children of Earth: during one of Jack’s temporary deaths, he wakes up in Missy’s version of “Heaven,” much to their mutual annoyance.]

Words: 4112, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005)
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Seb (Doctor Who), Missy (Doctor Who)
• Relationships: Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness & Missy
• Additional Tags: Pre-Series 03: Children of Earth (Torchwood), Post-Episode: s02e13 Exit Wounds, Post-Season/Series 02, Spoilers for Episode: s08e11 Dark Water, Temporary Character Death - Jack Harkness, Afterlife, Missy Being Missy (Doctor Who), The Torchwood Crew Is Getting Pretty Damn Tired of Jack Dying All the Time