Questionable Purposes

by Michael Alexander (TheTwoHeartedDalek)

Prompt: Everyone keeps joking about the Tissue Compression Eliminator looking like a dildo, so I thought “fuck it, why not?”

A/N: This is a crack!fic at its finest, y’all. Take it seriously if you want, but no TCEs were harmed in the making of this story. Also, the Tissue Compression Eliminator is not meant to be used for any purposes other than shrinking jerks. Don’t try this at home, kids.

Words: 1151, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (1963)
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: F/M
• Characters: The Master (Ainley), Reader, The Master's TARDIS
• Relationships: The Master (Ainley)/Reader
• Additional Tags: TARDISes are sentient, and also little shits sometimes, Masturbation, Tissue Compression Eliminator, jesus christ Y/N why are you so dumb, hm yes lets put a deadly alien weapon up our business, failproof plan there