The Humans vs. the Evil Nazi Space Octopi

by ModernWizard

Heck, Crowley, and Aziraphale crash Crowley's red phone box on the Earth where Alison Cheney [Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka], her Dork fam, and groupies live. After Heck and Crowley geek out over meeting DW characters, Simm Master hits on Crowley and Aziraphale. Everyone watches Alison's Earth's answer to Doctor Who, a TV show called Defenders of Earth.

Oh yeah, and there's also a Dalek on the loose somewhere, and the Time Dorks and ineffables are no help whatsoever, so it's up to Alison, Heck, and the rest of the humans to save the day. In other words, this is a novella's worth of plotless, self-indulgent drivel.

Words: 4009, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Series: Part 6 of Heck the Witch

• Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka, Doctor Who (1963)
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: F/F, Gen, Multi
• Characters: Alison Cheney, The Master (Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka), The Master (Doctor Who), The Master (Simm), The Doctor (Doctor Who), Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Galleia (Doctor Who), Lakis Galleia's sister, Kitty the sentient service furniture, Heck the witch - Character, Dalek(s) (Doctor Who)
• Relationships: Alison Cheney & The Master (Doctor Who), Alison Cheney & The Doctor (Doctor Who), Alison Cheney/Bill Potts, Alison Cheney & The Master (Simm), Alison Cheney & Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka), Alison Cheney & Original Character(s), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Warlock Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth & Warlock Dowling, Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis (Good Omens)
• Additional Tags: Trans Warlock Dowling, Trans Warlock, Heck the witch, Flying phone box, Dalek invasion but not really, extremely weird octopus, What's the plural of octopi?, Heck and co. crash in Alison's universe, Doctor Who fans meet Doctor Who characters, Crowley is a Doctor Who dork, So is Heck but to a lesser extent, The Time Dorks and ineffables are no help whatsoever, It's up to the humans to solve things, Featuring a very bouncy teenage Dalek named Gissilk!, Plotless bullshit, Characters flirting, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Sexual Humor, Flirting, Awkward Flirting