The Sequel of Sex

by Meatball42

1. A sequel to A Load of Goat's Testicles. 2. A really biased, barely edited ramble about the logistics of Hawt Tardis Console Sex™, sex-aids that are really good for your serotonin levels and how to deal with 'It’s Complicated’ when you don’t have a Facebook (I’m kidding. That’s not in here. Or is it?!).

Words: 1265, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Surprise Sexswaps™ & Hawt Tardis Console Sex™

• Fandoms: Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005)
• Rating: Not Rated
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: M/M, Multi, Other
• Characters: Jack Harkness, Tenth Doctor, Ianto Jones, The Doctor's TARDIS, Author - Character
• Relationships: Doctor/Jack/Ianto/Tardis, Tenth Doctor & Jack Harkness, Author & Tenth Doctor
• Additional Tags: Crack, Author Commentary, Time Lord Ianto Jones, Meta, Don't Examine This Too Closely, True Love's Fuck, Applied Phlebotinum, Spoilers for Tenth Doctor Era, Ten is an asshole, Fandom Allusions & Cliches & References, Episode: s03e11 Utopia, Telepathic Sex, Unrealistic Sex, Erotic Electrostimulation, Sex in a TARDIS, It's Good For Your Serotonin Levels, Anal Sex, Jantordis Vortex of Sex and Time Energy